Blog 123: Man Bites Blog

Current state: Unemployed!

I've discovered my superpower! I have the ability to slow time to a virtual standstill! All I have to do is really want to leave work when I only have 1 hour left on my last day, then time becomes static and I can move freely among the frozen forms of my co-workers. Pulling their pants down, of course. Heh heh.

So, you'd think that the company, having a week to prepare my final check and knowing full well how many hours would be on it, would be able to get it to the chapel on time so I could have my damn money right now. You'd think so. But you'd be WRONG!
It's taken care of though, they're direct depositing it this afternoon. But they won't do it right so I'll only have access to $100 until tomorrow. If it even goes through today. Which it better cause I need it!

It's just after 11am, I still have a few things to pack but mostly I just want to find some chicken to dump the rest of my Frank's Red Hot sauce on. I would put that stuff on everything if nature didn't specifically forbid it. When I worked at Domino's I'd put it on the Chicken Kickers, the wings (where it was supposed to go) the pizzas and even in my soda. I love it.

Speaking of Indian Soda, what does everyone think of the new look? For the page? The one you're reading right now? It has a tree on it. I like it.

Today's comic was provided by Exploding Dog.